1 00:00:03,859 --> 00:00:04,859 Baby, quick. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,220 Who's the most powerful man in the world? 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:11,180 You are. You're the most powerful man in the world, and I have been naughty, but 4 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,180 I'm in the middle of something, okay? 5 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:17,600 Angie, I'm talking about the president of the United States. George W. Bush is 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,720 giving a speech at the factory. 7 00:00:20,180 --> 00:00:21,540 I'm meeting the president, Angie! 8 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:23,380 Oh, my God. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,880 Why is he coming to Powers Aviation? 10 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:29,140 He's campaigning for more defense spending, and half the factory's Latino. 11 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,980 We're desirable now. 12 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:35,710 One day we'll put a Latino in the White House. 13 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:38,110 It'll still be white, but with, like, blue trim. 14 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,390 Little ceramic ducks in the front yard. 15 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:46,330 Yeah, and every morning the president will drop by the paint store and pick up 16 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:47,870 his secretary of state, Chato. 17 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:52,310 This is so exciting. I can't wait. 18 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:56,190 I'm going to meet the president of the United States. No, no, no. This is just 19 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,190 for us workers. 20 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,190 What? That's not fair. 21 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,120 When do I get a chance to meet the president? 22 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,940 Oh, that'll be next week. 23 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:07,780 They're going to have a town hall meeting for lazy housewives who sell 24 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:08,780 makeup. 25 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:13,440 Well, I guess seeing a president isn't a big deal for you since you saw the 26 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,179 first one. 27 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:15,180 Oh. 28 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:18,320 There's some bad news, too. 29 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,500 Since I'll be on camera behind the president, the Powers brothers want me 30 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:22,500 look more respectable. 31 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,520 They're making me cut my hair. 32 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:26,900 Oh, no. 33 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,260 What am I going to hold on to? 34 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:31,980 Not my lunch. 35 00:01:33,980 --> 00:01:37,400 For 15 years, I had to keep my hair short so my head wouldn't get sucked in 36 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,400 punch press. 37 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:43,260 But I'm a manager now, and this hair says that I play by my own rules. 38 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:45,420 I might play guitar. You don't know me. 39 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:52,060 Honey, that's okay, because you know what's sexier than a guy with long hair? 40 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,360 A guy with short hair who's going to meet the president. 41 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,310 Well, you're talking about me, right? 42 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:04,130 Hey, as long as you're getting things cut, why don't you do something about 43 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:05,690 skid mark on your chin? 44 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:09,030 I'll shave mine when you shave yours. 45 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:15,910 I better go make an appointment with my man Lionel. Oh, hey, hey, don't call his 46 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:17,170 barbershop. It's closed down. 47 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,630 He's cutting hair over at my beauty salon now. 48 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,400 Oh, great. Now I got to sit around La Casa de Cofuras and listen to old bats 49 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:30,120 talk about how I, Eric Estrada, he still looks good, I... He looks better 50 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,180 than the white cop. 51 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,620 Hey, what does this junk do? 52 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:38,400 That hides blemishes. 53 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:43,880 You got anything that'll hide 30 years of smoke and tequila backsplash? 54 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:47,760 The lumery paper bag? 55 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:52,720 I need some new makeup. You know, the president's coming. 56 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,140 I don't care about the president. 57 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,540 Oh, my God. 58 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,680 You've got a man. 59 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,640 Shut up. 60 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:11,880 Come on, spill it. Who is he and where'd you meet him? Come on, tell me. 61 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:15,540 All right, his name is Randy. He works the forklift at the factory. 62 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:17,060 Is it serious? 63 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:20,510 Would I be asking you about this heart pain if it wasn't? 64 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:28,690 Penny, I am so happy for you. I think it's great when two people your age... 65 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:29,690 age? 66 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:31,890 I don't think so. 67 00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:34,150 Randy is 42. 68 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:40,510 I don't want some old guy where foreplay is somebody yelling out, Claire! 69 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,250 If anybody's gonna get paddled, it's gonna be me. 70 00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:55,570 Well, the heart wants what the heart wants. 71 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:59,170 And George is okay with it? 72 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,150 Hey, you know what? He doesn't know. 73 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:04,230 Benny, you better tell him. 74 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,550 Why? I don't need his permission. 75 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:10,770 He never asked me about any of the girls he dated. I didn't like any of those 76 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,030 tramps he brought home. 77 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,050 Before you. 78 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:19,089 Do I look good or what, eh? 79 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:22,610 You look like the pit boss at an Indian casino. 80 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:32,610 Kids, get out here! 81 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:37,650 Where did you get an American flag tie? 82 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:41,350 Oh, I borrowed it from one of my buddies at work. He's a Sikh. 83 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:44,230 He keeps it in the locker in case there's a terrorist attack. 84 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,560 Just thought you kids might want to see what your father's going to look like 85 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,000 when he meets the president of the United States. 86 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:54,920 What? That's right. 87 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:58,280 George W. Bush is coming to speak at the factory, and I'll be standing right 88 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,420 next to him. Represent! 89 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,460 Y todo. I'm going to be like this. 90 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:03,140 Hey, 91 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:07,620 ask him if he got my letter about funding for the arts. 92 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,140 Do you even know what that is? 93 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:13,620 No. 94 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,020 But it's really important to my teacher, Mr. Hawkins. 95 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,960 He's married to a man who wears sandals. 96 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:21,980 Can you believe that? 97 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:23,620 Sandals. 98 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,780 I can't believe you're excited about meeting the president. You didn't even 99 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:30,320 for him. Hey, hey, young lady. 100 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:32,780 I didn't vote for anybody. 101 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:35,980 Then why do you care about meeting him? 102 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,460 Do you even know where I come from? 103 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,280 Carmen, I used to swim in my underwear because I couldn't afford a swimsuit. 104 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,680 And now I'm going to meet the leader of the free world. That means a lot to me. 105 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:47,330 Dad, you're still swimming in your underwear. 106 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,390 Well, that's my choice now. 107 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:56,630 Well, I wouldn't want to meet a president who's wasting money on bombs 108 00:05:56,630 --> 00:06:00,330 when there are hungry, sick people out there. Hey, that wasted money is spent 109 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:03,890 planes that I make and that puts food on this table. 110 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:06,190 How can you sleep at night knowing you help bomb babies? 111 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:08,690 Carmen, Carmen, we don't make the bombs. 112 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:12,070 We make the landing gear so the planes can come back and reload. 113 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,360 Read the shirt, Dad. What? 114 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,000 Smart bombs are done. 115 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,060 Wow. 116 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,280 I didn't realize how powerful a rhinestone T -shirt could be. 117 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,820 We could fix this whole Middle East thing with the bedazzler. 118 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,400 Let me get my shorts. I'll join you. 119 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,040 You don't get it, Dad. 120 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,020 Everyone hates us because we're always starting wars. 121 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,500 Iraq, Vietnam, World War I, World War II, the Civil War. 122 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,720 Well, trust me, America's not bragging about you either, kid. 123 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,860 You don't know what you're talking about, Carmen, and you don't get what a 124 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:57,860 country this is. 125 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:01,780 Where else can a second -generation Mexican -American factory worker who 126 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:07,560 name his congressman and who ignores all his jury summons meet the president of 127 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,560 the United States? 128 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:11,780 You know what, Angie? Next time you buy stands, forget about Lucy and Desi. Get 129 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,360 the one with the flags. I'm ready también. 130 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,860 I'll go to war right now. I don't care. I'll go to Vietnam and start a fight. 131 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:27,120 Carmen, you don't know how good you have it here. My uncles are in jail in Cuba 132 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,940 because they dared to express their opinions. 133 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:31,240 That's not why they're in jail. I'm making a point. 134 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:40,300 Okay, well, since I can express myself, I'm going down to the factory and 135 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:41,540 protest the president's speech. 136 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,760 Oh, you do it and I'll kill you. George. 137 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,260 No, I'm serious. 138 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,960 I'll kill you. 139 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,360 You better not show up at the factory, Carmen. So what? I'm like a political 140 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,640 prisoner now? This is America, okay? People fought and died for that right. 141 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,200 I thought you just said war was wrong. 142 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,940 Oh, my God. Is that Georgie? 143 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,340 What's it been, 25 years? 144 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,200 What's up, Sylvia? 145 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,100 Last time I saw you, you were crying. 146 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:53,660 Every time I saw you, you were crying. 147 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,240 Because every time you saw me, she was my mom. 148 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,140 Come here. Let me look at you. 149 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:04,480 She's calling you. I ain't going over there. Go over there. That's your friend 150 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,480 Shane, my friend. 151 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,120 Look at you. 152 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,200 You're all grown up now. 153 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,360 I heard you tracked down that deadbeat dad of yours and decked him. 154 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,200 Dropped him with one punch. 155 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:22,620 That's not something I'm proud of. I just, you know... Handled my business. 156 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,380 Good for you. 157 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,560 You still wet the bed? 158 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:30,700 You told her! 159 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,780 I tell everybody. That's how I break the ice. 160 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,280 it to your shop. Hey, this is great. 161 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:02,740 Besides, the price was right, and I get a chance to hang out with all the 162 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:06,800 bonita señoritas. 163 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:12,180 And I get a little taste of that every now and then. 164 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,360 What else are we doing today, Benny? 165 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,160 Just a manicure and a reading. 166 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,610 Do you have a question for the tarot? 167 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:33,170 I want to know if it's going to work out between me and Randy. 168 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,090 I see obstacles. 169 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,030 The fool card in the past position. 170 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,250 That's George. 171 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:47,070 I was always jealous of the guys I dated. 172 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:53,090 If I didn't slip him a little bourbon in his sippy cup now and then, I never 173 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:54,090 would have gone out. 174 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:56,830 Does he like the guy? 175 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,160 He doesn't know. 176 00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,420 You've got to tell George. 177 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,320 Yeah, what if I don't, okay? 178 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:02,980 It's the death card, Benny. 179 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,180 If you don't tell him, your relationship will die. 180 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:12,820 Oh, wait. How do I know these voodoo cards are talking about me? 181 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:15,500 The empress. 182 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,920 The nurturing mother. 183 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,620 I told you that, Sylvia. 184 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,680 George, I'm not kidding. I've been alone too long. 185 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,360 Mom, where are you going to find a guy? 186 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:47,820 Oh, I don't know. 187 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,260 Come on, there's about 50 guys to pick from at the plant. 188 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:56,940 George, don't be surprised if someday I come back from break with a smile on my 189 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,600 face and my dress on backwards. 190 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,060 No, no. 191 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,380 No guys from the factory. 192 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,480 I don't want this affecting your work. 193 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,280 Besides, you're five years away from wearing your dress backwards anyways. 194 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:17,640 cutting i'll say when oh no i'm not cutting that beautiful mane man you have 195 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:21,500 my bosses want me to look more respectable hey lano i'm meeting 196 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:27,360 all right but i'm not doing it for the president i'm doing it for 197 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:32,360 condoleezza because i like to get a little taste of that 198 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:53,060 to the people of Powers Aviation, people like George Lopez, Bill Johnson, and 199 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:59,620 LaTonya Harris, our nation is more secure and our world more peaceful. 200 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,160 I did. 201 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,700 Jack, I can't go any shorter, man. This is the volume I want and the control 202 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,700 that I need. 203 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:12,880 Hey, it wasn't me. 204 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,340 The president just chose me. 205 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,840 It'll take a long -term commitment to root out the evildoers. 206 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,180 I wish I had a sippy cup of bourbon right now. 207 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:26,440 Listen to this. 208 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,660 I got the key to the storage closet. 209 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:34,460 Benny, I've known George for a long time. 210 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:39,540 Now I feel like I'm lying to him. No, you're not lying to him. I'm lying to 211 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,680 He's used to that. 212 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,500 Honey, I can't even decorate my locker with pictures of you getting all soapy, 213 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,260 washing my truck, as George might see. 214 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:54,660 I want the guys to know about us, so they'll stop saying bad things about you 215 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:55,660 front of me. 216 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,440 That's so sweet. 217 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,460 I'll tell him tomorrow. 218 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:04,480 I'd like to thank Jack Powers for inviting me here today. 219 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:24,990 That's the great thing about this nation. 220 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:27,290 You don't have to agree with me. 221 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:31,790 God bless the folks of Powers Aviation, and God bless America. 222 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:38,290 Senator George, can't you just tell your daughter? I told her not to come down 223 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:42,270 here. Schools, democracy, Martin Sheen, it's all working against me. 224 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:44,610 Great speech, Mr. President. 225 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:47,630 Very sorry about that outburst. Thanks for your support. 226 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:50,710 I'm sorry too, Mr. President. That was my daughter. 227 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,620 But I guess you know about crazy daughters. 228 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,600 Thanks for your support, Miko. 229 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,240 Hey, I'm the guy you shushed. 230 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,880 Okay, then. 231 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,360 Thanks for your support. 232 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:17,900 I hope my mom's helped Carmen in the parking lot for me. 233 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:21,220 Hey, whoa, George, check it out. The president left his speech. 234 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,830 He mentioned me. My name's in that speech. 235 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,770 Hey, you could give it back to him and make up for what Carmen did. 236 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:31,510 Or I could punish the hell out of Carmen and keep the speech as a souvenir. 237 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,630 Let's do that. No, you can't do that. That's like government property. 238 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,090 They put that stuff in the presidential library. 239 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:40,410 Presidential library. 240 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,770 Trust me, it's no big deal. Just be casual. 241 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,690 Pretend we're having a conversation. 242 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 or sports. 243 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,160 I'm not good under pressure, George. I can't do this. Don't make me do this, 244 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,260 George. Forget it. 245 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:56,980 I got speech. 246 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200 Oh, okay. 247 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:09,000 We got a code 63 on POTUS's speech. 248 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:14,140 It means we go after whoever stole the president's speech. 249 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,360 Come on, new guy. 250 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,540 Learn the codes. 251 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,480 How was the president's speech? 252 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,420 Boring as hell until Carmen showed up and started heckling him. 253 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,620 What? 254 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,680 All those timeouts you gave her when you should have just been swinging the 255 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,680 belt. 256 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,600 George must be furious. Where's Carmen? Oh, she's in the living room. I'm sorry 257 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,840 I can't stay for the fight, but I gotta go cut some jeans and lather up for a 258 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,840 photo shoot. 259 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,070 I'm not having another one. 260 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,230 What the hell were you thinking? 261 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,990 I thought I told you to stay away from the factory. I obeyed my conscience. The 262 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,750 only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. 263 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,390 Do you have any idea how annoying you are right now? 264 00:17:08,869 --> 00:17:10,069 You know what? You're grounded. 265 00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:11,609 For a month. 266 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:15,530 That's not fair. Mom, please. You understand, right? I mean, sometimes you 267 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:18,569 to... break the rules to stand up for what you believe in. Carmen, we love 268 00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:22,470 you are thinking for yourself, but there is a time and a place for everything. 269 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,170 And that time and place is not at my work. 270 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,230 You could have jeopardized my job. 271 00:17:27,609 --> 00:17:30,490 You know, maybe if you had actually listened to the president's speech, you 272 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:34,790 would have learned something about honor and dignity and how this country is 273 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:37,230 strong because of the quiet decency of working people. 274 00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:40,310 And God bless the folks at Powers Aviation, and God bless America! 275 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,900 You really paid attention to his speech. 276 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,680 No, I stole it. 277 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,880 George, you get a chance to meet the President of the United States and you 278 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,060 steal something from him? 279 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:05,500 My name's in it. You want to see? Hell, yes. 280 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:10,800 So it's not okay for you to speak your mind to the President, but it's okay for 281 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,800 you to steal from him? 282 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,780 Here's the difference. 283 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,500 He doesn't know I stole it. 284 00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:25,750 Secret Service. Are your parents here? 285 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:27,910 I can't let strangers in the house. 286 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,170 Do you have ID? 287 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:33,810 Please get your parents. 288 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:35,790 Anyone can make one of those. 289 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:39,150 My dad has one. It says he's a bikini inspector. 290 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,250 Get your parents. 291 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,450 What happens when you mess with the president of the United States of 292 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:01,689 George Lopez. 293 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:04,410 Special Agent Saunders. Listen, I know what this is about, and I want to 294 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,650 apologize for my daughter, okay? 295 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,770 She was way out of line, and she'll never speak out like that again. You can 296 00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:09,689 silence me. 297 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,410 But there are more voices out there. 298 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,830 That's right. It only takes one snowflake to start an avalanche. 299 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,750 Take her away! 300 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,450 Actually, I'm here about the president's speech. 301 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,030 It's been stolen. 302 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960 A speech, you say? 303 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,100 This is the first I've heard of it. 304 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,020 Um, why don't you kids go upstairs, huh? 305 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,320 Upstairs, you say? 306 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,840 Well, it's the first I've heard of it, though. 307 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,180 Please. 308 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:51,060 Mr. Lopez, we figured since you were the plant manager, maybe you heard somebody 309 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,260 talk about taking it. 310 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,400 No. Do you have any leads? 311 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:05,580 Well, after the speech, one of our men thought he saw a large Mexican woman 312 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,580 the podium. 313 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,580 Excuse me, officer. 314 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,480 What would happen to the person who did this if they were caught? 315 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,220 Well, that speech is federal property. 316 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:26,740 Stealing, it's a felony. 317 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,860 Look, if you hear of anything, let me know. 318 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:37,740 No problem. 319 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:41,800 Hey, good luck trying to find the speech. 320 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:44,740 I don't need luck. 321 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,020 My sole mission is to return that speech to the White House. 322 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,180 Evening. 323 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,650 Come on, Angie. You heard the man. 324 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,030 They got nothing. 325 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:12,330 Secret service. In the last month, I punched on my dad. 326 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:14,210 I got the president's speech. 327 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:22,210 I think I'm finally turning the corner here. So no one else knows you stole 328 00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:23,470 it? Nope. 329 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,610 Just you guys and Ernie. 330 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,100 in speech, would you go out with me? 331 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:35,780 Oh, 332 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,240 okay. Sorry to bother you. 333 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:41,820 Dude, 334 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,840 what'd you tell the Secret Service? 335 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,140 I didn't tell them nothing. 336 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:54,340 Good. I thought you'd crack once I started questioning you about the 337 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,860 The Secret Service is going to question me about the speech? 338 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,420 You want the president mad at me, George? 339 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,060 I don't want to go on that... 340 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,600 Nothing. Right? 341 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,900 You gotta be more like me. 342 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,460 Be cool. 343 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:09,980 Ice water. 344 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,320 Water. Water. 345 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:13,900 George. 346 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,680 Gentlemen want to talk to you. 347 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:18,940 The speech is in my house. It's in a plastic bag taped behind the toilet. 348 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,520 We're not here about a speech. 349 00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,380 Then why am I being arrested? I didn't do anything. 350 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,320 You're under arrest for assaulting your father, Manny Lopez. 351 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,880 Okay, 352 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,440 I might have done that. 353 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,800 she wouldn't be getting punished. 354 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,080 Yeah, but making me fold Dad's underwear is cruel and unusual. 355 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,680 This is cruel. 356 00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:59,960 And this is unusual. 357 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,440 Hello? 358 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,900 Angie. Hey, honey. Listen, don't freak out. And don't tell the kids. 359 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,100 But I'm in jail. 360 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,419 What should I do? 361 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,420 Who should I call? 362 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,220 I only get one phone call, right? 363 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,020 Baby, relax. 364 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,040 That's me. 365 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,420 I'm coming down there right now to bail you out. 366 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:37,700 Look, it's not that simple. 367 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:40,220 They want to extradite me to Arizona. 368 00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:43,320 Manny Press charges against me for punching him. 369 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,220 Your own father did this to you? 370 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,880 Punching was too good for him. Next time, split his skull with a pickaxe and 371 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,880 we'll bury him in the desert. 372 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,980 You know, they're listening on these phone calls. 373 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,580 of time. You gotta get me a lawyer right now. 374 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:34,900 I came to talk to you. 375 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,180 I'm sorry I had to do it this way. 376 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,480 Hey, don't apologize. 377 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,580 Three square meals and a rope over my head. Hey, you're finally being a dad. 378 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,500 Look, some skinheads came to my sleepover. 379 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:56,520 I tried to talk to you in Phoenix, but I lost my train of thought when you 380 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,520 punched me in the face. 381 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,640 Look, save it. I heard it already. 382 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:01,780 You didn't leave me. You left my mom. 383 00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:10,250 could start over i told myself you were better off without me the truth is i 384 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:14,670 thought i was better off without you that's an awful thing to think about 385 00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:18,810 son but it's easier not to feel guilty when you don't have to look at the 386 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:25,390 you hurt i'm sorry you never had a father please 387 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:28,510 forgive me for not being there 388 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,440 I'd like to be part of your life. 389 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,540 I'll be in LA until tomorrow. 390 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,120 I'm going to drop the charges now. 391 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,020 But you won't be released until I'm safely in the car. 392 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:57,420 Okay, Lopez. 393 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Free to go. 394 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,299 That was fast. 395 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,300 Not you. 396 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,660 Mrs. Lopez. 397 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,300 It's about... 398 00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:11,330 I'd call him. 399 00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:14,010 You don't want unresolved issues in your life. 400 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,270 Trust me, honey. 401 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:29,550 Nancy! 402 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:32,550 Oh, I'm so glad you're home. 403 00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:43,570 Carmen, I was so worried about you. Thank God you're still grounded. 404 00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:50,250 What was it like in there? 405 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,370 Nobody talked to me. 406 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:53,650 The food sucked. 407 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,550 I was afraid to go to sleep. 408 00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:58,090 So it was a little better than my childhood. 409 00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:02,490 Why did you punch your dad? 410 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,970 Well, Max, he was bad to me, so... 411 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:10,900 I spanked his face. 412 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,140 I don't understand. Why would he have you erected and then just drop the 413 00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:19,140 charges? 414 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,780 He wanted to talk to me. He said that he was sorry and that he wants to be part 415 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:23,780 of my life. 416 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,480 Are you going to forgive him? No. No, you know what? Screw him. 417 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,460 He wrecked you emotionally, and I know that's got something to do with how you 418 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,460 treat me. 419 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,300 You have to. You just have to. 420 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:39,880 Rex, give me a minute with your father, huh? 421 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,840 What are you thinking? 422 00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:51,660 Well, part of me feels like it's way too late to forgive him after what he's put 423 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:52,660 me through. 424 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,000 But I just want to be angry for the rest of my life like my mom. 425 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,920 Well, you tracked him down for a reason, honey. What did you want from him? 426 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,780 My whole life, I just wanted to know him. 427 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,620 It's all I ever wanted. 428 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,040 Well, this is your chance. 429 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:15,920 It's never good to have unresolved issues, honey. 430 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:22,260 That's what the other Mrs. Lopez said. 431 00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:38,170 Probably wondering what happened yesterday, so let me try to explain. 432 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:41,830 Everyone's scared of you since they heard you beat up your dad. 433 00:28:44,670 --> 00:28:46,730 They're working real hard. 434 00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:52,830 My old man's low productivity disappointed me. 435 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,550 And I don't like being disappointed. 436 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,879 Let me explain. 437 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,620 You don't have to explain anything to me, George. 438 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:19,240 We were all taking a good swing at our fathers. 439 00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:24,240 I took a shot at mine once during a hunting trip. 440 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,380 Just grazed him. 441 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,680 But he knew. 442 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,480 What did your dad finally die of? 443 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,600 Fishing accident. 444 00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:45,430 I want you to tell me the truth. 445 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:46,750 Sure, Jack. 446 00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:51,430 Is this some kind of midlife crisis you're going through here, bud? 447 00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:58,190 This long hair, this rebelling against authority, stealing 448 00:29:58,190 --> 00:29:59,810 the president's speech? 449 00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:04,130 Look, I didn't take it. That's just something I yell when I see the cops. 450 00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:11,690 I started putting tapes in the security cameras last month. George, I saw you 451 00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:12,690 take it. 452 00:30:13,390 --> 00:30:17,430 I saw you steal the speech, and off the record, I saw Randy making out with some 453 00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:18,910 little guy in a storage closet. 454 00:30:28,710 --> 00:30:31,050 Does the Secret Service know about that tape? No. 455 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:35,810 Well, I got to it before they did, but if you don't give that speech back and 456 00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:39,110 cut your hair, I'm going to give it to him. 457 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:43,140 Jack. You hate my hair so much that you turn me into the government? 458 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,680 Yeah. 459 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520 Hey, Mom. 460 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,940 Thanks for visiting me in jail. 461 00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:14,070 not go down there. I didn't want to be framed for some 30 year old crime in El 462 00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:16,450 Paso that might have been committed with my fingerprint. 463 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,590 We were on the run that summer. 464 00:31:26,670 --> 00:31:28,570 There's no game called gas station. 465 00:31:41,390 --> 00:31:42,390 he's still trying to be daddy. 466 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:47,150 If you let that dirt bag back in your life, it'll kill me. 467 00:31:47,670 --> 00:31:50,050 That's good to know. Now I can stop looking for that silver bullet. 468 00:31:56,410 --> 00:31:57,430 What's that card for? 469 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:01,210 Oh, this? It's nothing. It's just the number of a retirement home for some old 470 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,210 bat. You don't know her. 471 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,290 Oh. 472 00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:07,510 Okay. I'm here. 473 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,580 And his number? What is it for? Mom, look, I'm just going to call him to say 474 00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:25,200 goodbye. That's all. Don't worry about it. That's good. Because if I ever see 475 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,020 that man again, I'm going to reach down his throat. 476 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:34,140 I'm going to pull out his stomach. I'm going to stretch it over his head like a 477 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:36,460 hat. And then I am going to sock him in his stomach. 478 00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:27,050 Come on. The man just got out of jail. 479 00:33:27,430 --> 00:33:28,790 There's no excuse in my family. 480 00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:35,090 You're going in there and I'm telling him right now. No, no, no, you're not. 481 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:36,750 You're not going to make a scene here at work. 482 00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:39,210 Why are you hiding me, Benny? I don't get this. 483 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:44,490 Somebody hit on me yesterday and I need to know. Am I taken or not? 484 00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:49,150 Okay, I'll tell you what. 485 00:33:49,649 --> 00:33:53,670 We are going to go to George's house together tonight, and we're going to 486 00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:54,670 him everything. 487 00:33:56,650 --> 00:33:59,690 Now, you tell Mama who hit on you. 488 00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:06,030 Can I hear the door? Relax, honey man. He's not here yet. 489 00:34:06,830 --> 00:34:07,830 What's that smell? 490 00:34:07,970 --> 00:34:08,989 I'm putting out cheese. 491 00:34:09,409 --> 00:34:12,170 Angie, I told you, just because he's rich, I don't want us to pretend we're 492 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:13,790 something that we're not putting out cheese. 493 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,800 to do this. 494 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,120 What? 495 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,800 I changed my mind. Don't answer it. 496 00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:30,940 George, we invited him over here. What are we going to do? 497 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,340 Hide. 498 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,159 Honey, honey, it'll be okay. 499 00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:45,600 All right, honey, if you don't want to do this, we won't. I will hide behind 500 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,580 this couch with you. I won't breathe. 501 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:49,760 I won't move a muscle if that's what you want. 502 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,440 I love you. 503 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,800 Am I the only one who answers the door around here? 504 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,080 Max! 505 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,760 I'm getting it! 506 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:04,860 Hi. 507 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,360 I'm Angie. 508 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,060 Welcome to our house. 509 00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,260 Thank you. 510 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,100 Manny, this is my son, Max. 511 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,120 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. 512 00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:15,260 Is that for me? 513 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,580 Oh, sorry. 514 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,460 Oh, thanks. Well, I get it. 515 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,060 I bet you're going to find a $20 bill in my ear. 516 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:25,580 Max, be honest. Go get your sister. 517 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,260 Manny, have a seat, please. 518 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,280 Oh, Manny, this is my daughter, Carmen. 519 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:34,600 So this is where dad's dysfunction comes from. 520 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,680 Yeah, after tonight, you might want to abandon her, too. 521 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,280 It's okay. 522 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:45,620 I know this is a difficult situation, so everyone should just say what they're 523 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:46,620 feeling. 524 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,200 and then I hate bees. 525 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:52,560 How do you feel about horses? 526 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,580 I have a stable full of them. 527 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,260 Maybe you can come out to my ranch and ride them sometime. 528 00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:58,720 Okay, easy, Seabiscuit. 529 00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:05,140 Take this one step at a time. We'll talk about it over dinner. Come on. 530 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,600 See, 531 00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:10,740 you've got golf clubs. Play much? 532 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:12,300 I get out once in a while. 533 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:16,960 Last weekend I was having the round of my life and then I put three shots in 534 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,120 water. On 18. 535 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:21,460 You, I put more balls in the water than the men's Olympic swim team. 536 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:26,840 George! 537 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,640 Hey, George, some idiot parked right in the middle of your driveway. 538 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,400 Hello, Benita. 539 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:41,040 How the hell could you let him into your home? Look, take it easy, Mom. Relax. 540 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,840 I thought you were going to wait in the car. Didn't seem right. I should be here 541 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,840 when you tell him. 542 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:28,480 I don't want to say anything in front of the kids, but what this man does better 543 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,080 and longer than that man. 544 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:41,220 This is why we hide. 545 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,440 Mom, I thought I told you I didn't want you dating somebody from work. 546 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:49,460 Yeah, and I told you not to forgive this jackass. Benita. 547 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:53,120 I'm not here to fight. I'm just here to make things right with my son. 548 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,100 Your son? 549 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,880 Where were you when he woke up crying in the middle of the night, huh? 550 00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:08,280 Where were you when he fell off his bike and needed somebody to kiss his boo 551 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,900 -boo? Where were you all those times when he needed... 552 00:38:26,730 --> 00:38:27,730 You're staying. 553 00:38:27,790 --> 00:38:32,830 I invited you. No, no, no. Let him go. I want my grandkids to see him walk out 554 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:36,190 the door the way he walked out on us. Okay, kids, upstairs. You, outside. 555 00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:39,970 Fine. Come on, Randy. No, Randy stays here. Go on, Adeline. 556 00:38:42,810 --> 00:38:45,690 You told me that you were calling him to say goodbye. 557 00:38:46,630 --> 00:38:49,470 You lied to me. Now, what else don't I know? You want to know? Yeah. 558 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:51,990 When you die, you're being cremated at the park. 559 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,519 me like this. 560 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,980 I hate that man. 561 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,560 Look, Mom, so did I. 562 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,560 But I'm sick of it. 563 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,740 Look, I'm going to give him a chance. 564 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,320 George, he is the reason that you can't handle me dating Randy. 565 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,240 What are you talking about? 566 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:19,180 You've done this since you were a kid. You don't want to share your mommy. 567 00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:22,880 All those men who would call the house and you never gave me any of the 568 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,220 messages, and then you would tell me how mean they were to you when I wasn't 569 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,400 looking. It got to be such a hassle. I just... 570 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,200 Really, Mom? You gave up your love life for me? 571 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,920 No, I just stopped dating. 572 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,680 My love life went on behind your back in the garage. 573 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,940 George, don't you see? 574 00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:55,400 You didn't want me to date because you were afraid of losing another parent. 575 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,220 Do this to me, huh? Mom, I'm not doing this to you. 576 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:06,700 I'm doing it for me. 577 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,760 Look, whether you like it or not, you're the only dad I got. 578 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,960 Fine. 579 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,120 I can't stop you. 580 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,420 And I can't stop you from seeing Randy. 581 00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:24,900 But if you're going to do this, I should warn you. 582 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,700 There's a tape of him making out with the little guy in the storage closet. 583 00:40:41,610 --> 00:40:43,710 George, you cool with what we got here? 584 00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:54,810 You better not hurt my son again. 585 00:40:56,330 --> 00:41:01,490 It would be a real shame if all of your horses died in a barn fire. 586 00:41:03,110 --> 00:41:10,070 And then you died in a house fire. Right before you, all of your horses had just 587 00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:11,070 died. Right in the barn fire. 588 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,840 Want to try this another time? 589 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,700 No, man. Let's just finish eating. 590 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,080 ABC's brand new TGIF continues with Kelly Ripa and Faith Ford in the 591 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,300 Hope and Faith, next. 592 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,440 Hello America, I'm George Lopez. 593 00:41:55,980 --> 00:42:01,640 The actual idea for the story, the show you just saw, me taking the president's 594 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,760 speech, happened in real life. 595 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,900 I was invited to perform at the White House and President Bush, after he 596 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,660 I looked down at the podium and there was the speech with my name in it. 597 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,900 So I grabbed it, I put it in my pocket, and the Secret Service was looking for 598 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,740 me. And I said, you know what, how do they know I took it? 599 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,260 Then they came up to me and they said, Mr. Lopez? 600 00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:26,620 And I said, it's in the car!